Mogost Mascot Shirt

Meet Gary, Mogost Employee #0001 and our highly trained Director of Things That Probably Shouldn't Be Seen.

When danger strikes—or an uncovered boobie appears within approximately 500 yards—Gary springs into action. Armed only with a blanket, a complete lack of composure, and absolutely no regard for workplace dignity, he'll protect innocent eyeballs at any cost.

The front features Gary's trademark “OH DEAR GOD WHAT HAVE I SEEN?” expression surrounded by GARY ROCKS.

The back captures Gary in his natural habitat: sprinting toward an impending content-moderation emergency while screaming his internationally recognized warning:

“BOOOOBIEEEES!”

Perfect for Mogost fans, rabbit enthusiasts, overzealous content moderators, and anyone who's ever been traumatized by classical art.

Warning: Wearing this shirt does not make you Employee #0001.

That position is taken.

Gary is untouchable. 🐰🤘